Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Green mimosas i think yes
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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