don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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