I need to stop coming to work sober
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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