I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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