Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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