Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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