No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
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