went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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