It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
They have beer where we have blood.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Randomize
