are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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