I never want to see another naked old woman again.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Will exercising make me less horny?
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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