Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Randomize
