How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
I'm really busy with my period
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