Sponge bath it is.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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