The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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