Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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