I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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