nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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