she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
