I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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