That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I touched a dick in church today
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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