Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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