i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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