Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
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