I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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