if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
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