walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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