I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
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