just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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