Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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