if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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