my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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