i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
ugly people sure do ruin things
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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