i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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