Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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