she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
either way he was missing a nipple.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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