that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I want to have your abortion
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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