Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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