dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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