they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
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