we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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