Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Found your dick twin last night
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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