Umm I'm too high to move.
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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