i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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