i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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