He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Oh god it's open bar.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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