Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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