You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I need moral support for this bender
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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