We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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