Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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