Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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