More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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