update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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