Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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