Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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