Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
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