I've blown a few things in my day
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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