i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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